All Hallows Eve (2013)

Season's greetings to all! Having just returned from my mum's house for the winter festivities, with a collection of horror movies bestowed to me by my sister, I have much new to write about, and today's is for a movie my sister declared one of the scariest things she's ever seen, and as I have documented here, she is a hardcore fan like me, and does not crack easily. It is All Hallows Eve by one Damien Leone, who research informs me has been developing something of a YouTube following with his short horrors. Two such pictures he incorporates into this anthology feature, his directorial debut.

The movie opens on Halloween night, at a house where Sarah (Katie Maguire) is babysitting two adolescents Tia and Tommy, and they have just returned from trick or treating. Turning out their candy bags, a VHS tape falls out, and the kids manage to wrangle Sarah into letting them watch it. Most definitely ill-advised, but where would a horror movie be without a clueless babysitter who is surely old enough to know better? In a cross between The Ring and Creepshow, the video (as this is one of those few households like mine which actually has a working VHS player hooked up to a TV) ties together the short films of Leone into a feature plotline.

That being said, the plotline is somewhat evasive, and the significance of the tape is dropped on us in the closing minutes. The finale of this movie is thrilling. As is the third of the three shorts on the tape which leads into the finale. The first short involves women kidnapped from a train station by Leone's signature character Art the Clown, played menacingly by Mike Giannelli, and taken to a satanic cult for rape and/or sacrifice. I'm pretty sure I spotted Eden Sher from The Middle as one of the girls, though I have not been able to find anything to back this suspicion up. This short is decent enough - fairly college project-y - and an obvious mark of a decent filmmaker in the making.

The second is somewhat silly, but again, research enlightens me. Poor Leone had some pretty severe monetary and time restraints whilst trying to pull this feature project together, and needed to produce both the middle short film and the core storyline in a frantic rush. And, having been involved in several indie productions, to various capacities, I could totally understand his plight. He said the middle short just didn't come together like he'd imagined. My first year film class project, which I did entirely by myself, was great and got an A, and I was really proud of it. My second year project was interrupted by various difficulties, and despite getting a B, I knew it was a piece of shit. Sometimes creative projects (particularly those with a deadline) just don't work out on paper the way they did in your head, and at least Leone was accepting enough of that to admit it.

Now don't get me wrong - the second short is not bad. It's just... flaccid. It starts well, consequences are dire, things are getting kind of creepy. A woman is moving from the city to an isolated house in the country with her (presently away) husband, when all electronics suddenly shut down and something crashes in the backyard. I think the real error comes with the on-screen acknowledgement of the creature. It's an alien. And a really, really typical looking alien. And it's a guy in a suit. And not only do we see him, but he becomes a very visible second character, which is majorly off-putting. The unknown is often scariest. Art the Clown appears again, quite inexplicably, in the last shot, as the painting the unseen husband has been obsessing over. At this point, I was groping for a link between the character, these two scenarios, and the 'real life' in which a babysitter and two kids are watching.

The third and final short on the tape is the first of several Oh Shit moments in the homestretch of All Hallows Eve. The first two films are really very tame in terms of horror or gore. They could probably both pass for a 12 certificate (or PG-13). The third goes all out, and involves a woman stopping for gas in the middle of nowhere in the middle of the night. As she pulls up, the attendant is kicking Art out of his joint for smearing shit on the bathroom walls. The attendant gets a pretty raw deal. The girl, however, after thinking she's escaped time after time, suffers one of those fates that you come across every now and then that sears its way onto your brain for life. Although this site carries a hefty Spoiler Alert throughout, this is one element I shall not give away. Because it is probably the shock of it that makes it such an effective bridge to the finale of the Babysitter thread.

And as for the actual ending... what will become of the babysitter and the kids? Again, I shall restrain myself and leave it vague, but I must comment upon what a clever piece of filmmaking it is. In the years that I have looked at film journalistically, I have learned to separate myself from the fiction created by consenting adults working a sometimes challenging job for varying sums. But this ending is one that really got inside my head and played with me, and actually left me struggling to sleep. I very nearly gave in to the trick and turned the movie off prematurely. I tell you, I felt twelve again, struggling to sleep because of a movie! It was almost nostalgic.

Although it's not particularly consistent, All Hallows Eve has a stellar payoff, which justifies its slow build up. It's a really good scare, and that is something I find harder and harder to come by.