Girl House (2014)

Hey guys, fancy being pleasantly surprised by how good a movie is, even when you're sure it's going to be a typical exploitative gorefest with as many naked girls crammed in as a compact disc will hold? Well then, check out this slick Canadian slasher entitled Girl House. In a sentence: psycho killer in house full of webcam porn girls. Right? It sounds cheesy and stupid and gratuitous. That's what my Pop thought when he pointed it out to me in a shop, and that's what I thought when I went to watch it today. So I was somewhat taken aback when I realised I was in fact in for a creative and intriguing horror-thriller. And the surprise addition of the Thriller is one of its potent ingredients.

Kylie (Ali Cobrin) is a college student whose father has recently passed away, leaving her mother penniless and living abroad somewhere. She has been approached by some guy in a suit who says she'd be perfect for his company. And there's no funny business. He's not some greasy-haired cigar chomper hollering 'Hey honey, you wanna be a big time movie staahh? Wanna come sit on my casting couch?' She is fully aware that the job is doing webcam shows. But this does seem like a surprisingly decent company.

Girl House is different from the rest: it's like a cyber Playboy Mansion. All the girls live in a gorgeous secluded house which is rigged up with cameras as if installed by E! themselves, and their USP is that clients get to watch them in any room, at any time, whether they're sleeping, showering, playing pool or stripping. The idea is that the people watching get to feel like they 'know' the girls, and therefore are more loyal and better paying customers. The house has security guards and high walls, the operating system is protected by a whole team of computer specialists. The location is untraceable, and the system unhackable. But then, the Titanic was unsinkable.

All starts well. Kylie settles into the mansion, everybody is nice, and her first show (although very mild) goes pretty successfully, especially when she attracts the attention of Loverboy, an eager user who plans to come back for more. It looks like she'll be able to earn her good money, send it to her mom, and all will be well. And even when a guy from her high school recognises her, and confesses his eternal love for her to the pal he's watching with, he manages to start a relationship with Girl House's favourite New Girl. The introduction of these two guys, Ben (Adam DiMarco) and his buddy Alex (Wesley MacInnes), adds real dimension to the plot, and is written well enough to fork the road without losing the quality. It is their involvement that adds the Thrill to the equation.

When the Webcam Porn Rampage starts, everything is, of course, being broadcast live on the website, much to the horror of its clients (and particularly amusingly, a young boy), and Ben and Alex bear witness. They become the unofficial Day Savers by making many frantic phone calls, driving a 70 mile distance at top speed, and hacking the website. This level of commitment to rectifying the bad situation in a third party is most unusual in horror. But they are great characters: distinct, well acted and level headed.

There's really nothing not to love in Girl House. The script by Nick Gordon is excellent - well paced, imaginative and thoughtful enough to distinguish the dialogue of each character - and Matthews' direction is strong; all the actors are in the Good to Great range, and production design is wonderful. And if none of these more artistically admirable qualities are enough to draw you... there's also lots of hot girls in various stages of undress and a whole bunch of creatively staged murders.